Lindenhurst NY Real Estate Century 21 AA Realty: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See if they  Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana".

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..

Gotta have a sense of humor these days! Enjoy your weekend! :)

 

 

jackie connelly fornuff century 21 aa realty



                                                      lindenhurst ny realtor


century 21 aa realty jackie connelly fornuff
Cell: (631) 703-0201
Office: (631) 226-5995 Ext. 242
Email: JackieC@century21aa.com
Website: www.longislandrealestatelady.com
Website: www.lindenhurstnyrealestate.com
Blog: http://jackieconnellyfornuff.com
Skype ID: LIRealEstateLady
           

Share

16 comments • Jackie Connelly-Fornuff Century 21 AA Lindenhurst NY • February 06 2010 08:04AM

Comments

cute, reality is we all need a little relief from life

Posted by Ken 360.609.0226 Vancouver Homes for Sales (Ken's Home Team at Keller Williams) over 2 years ago

You mean these are not normal activities?

Posted by Diane Osowiecki Greater Nashville Real Estate (Diane O and Friends - Benchmark Realty) over 2 years ago

I often walk into other offices and stand facing the corner for no reason.  am I normal?

Posted by Don Williams (Bay Coast Realty) over 2 years ago

I absolutely love the creativity of whoever writes these things.  Great laugh for a Saturday morning.

Posted by Katie McBride (RE/MAX Executive Realty) over 2 years ago

Hi Ken, my thoughts as well!

Hi Diane, I gotta try the ATM machine one!

Hi Don, Yes you are. You have a sense of humor!

Hi Katie, Me too and have a great weekend!

Posted by Jackie Connelly-Fornuff Century 21 AA Lindenhurst NY (Lindenhurst NY Real Estate Agent) over 2 years ago

Jackie,

I like the first one. I'm going to try that; pointing a "radar gun" at cars.

Posted by Terry Chenier (Homelife Glenayre Realty) over 2 years ago

Hi Jackie:

All of these are great!

Due to the snow...we'll need to wait a few days before trying them.

Posted by Toula Rosebrock -Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township, Ocean County, (NJ, Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ) over 2 years ago

Jackie ~ I saw this somewhere else on AR and I just cracked up.  I love the diet water one!

Posted by Mel Peterson - The Naked Blogger (Real Estate Cafe LLC) over 2 years ago

Jackie, That is such a funny list!  I remember somewhere hearing about number 3 but didn't know any of the others.  Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by Laura Cerrano and Carole Provenzale Owner, Feng Shui Long Island & New York (Feng Shui Long Island & New York City/Feng Shui Manhattan ) over 2 years ago

You DO have a sense of humor...have you ever tried any of them?

Posted by Nancy McNamee (Keller Williams Realty) over 2 years ago

Jackie:  Great list.  Gave me a much needed laugh.  I'm getting ready to go shovel more snow.  This stuff has been coming down for two days.  Enough.

Posted by Chris Ann Cleland, Associate Broker, Northern VA (Long & Foster REALTORS®, Gainesville, VA) over 2 years ago

Hi Terry, I hope you don't get arrested, lol.

Hi Toula, Where is your sense of adventure? How much snow did you get?

Hi Melinda, that one was funny.

Hi Carole, I've seen this list before but some of them are different. Enjoy your weekend!

Hi Nancy, lol I have got to try the ATM one!

Hi Chris Ann, How much did you guys get? I dare ya to try the ATM one! :)

Posted by Jackie Connelly-Fornuff Century 21 AA Lindenhurst NY (Lindenhurst NY Real Estate Agent) over 2 years ago

Hello Jackie - These sound like a bunch of fun.  Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) over 2 years ago

Hi Andy, You are welcome. Try one of them, lol. :)

Posted by Jackie Connelly-Fornuff Century 21 AA Lindenhurst NY (Lindenhurst NY Real Estate Agent) over 2 years ago

These are really funny.  i love the condom fitting room one. Thanks!

Posted by Dr. Stacey-Ann Baugh, Prince George's County, MD (EOP Real Estate, LLC) over 2 years ago

Hi Stacey-Ann, I love that one too. I'm glad you got a laugh from them :)

Posted by Jackie Connelly-Fornuff Century 21 AA Lindenhurst NY (Lindenhurst NY Real Estate Agent) over 2 years ago

This blog does not allow anonymous comments